Suidkus - Meimaand 2007

Ons laaste oggend het ons gaan kyk hoe die son opkom.

En toe kom die son op.

Crocs op die strand.

Nog 'n random strand foto....

Gee my die antwoord...

So, ons weet almal waar die Christendom, of Christenskap, begin het. Kan iemand vir my sê waar die Judaïsme begin het? Ek is te lui om self te gaan soek. Ek wil weet waar die wortel van die spreekwoordelike kwaad lê.

Antwoord my asseblief.

Van ma's en hul dinge...

Dit het uit die vorige soortgelyke post geblyk dat my ma se sms'e die populêrste onder my lesers was. Daarom is daar besluit om nog 'n enkele paar vir julle te post:

"Vis en pampoenkoekies?! Of eet ons dit vir poeding? Kartoffelen OK ma d oom sal nooit karwysaad eet nie, syne sal apart moet wees, sy koekies ok sonder stroop."


"Woede nou oor, depressie nog nie ma het darem pas weer rekenaar aangesit..."


"64 jaar oue kop sal dit probeer onthou."


"Ja ma ni op skerm"


"Wat dink jy dan!"


"Gan da tyd wees vir kyk?"


"Eet gewoonlik lank. Hoe laat moet ons eet?"


"Hy klink ma dof!"

Om 'n worshond te probeer fotografeer...

'n Paar sms'e...

Ek dog ek deel 'n paar van die meer obskure sms'e in my inbox met julle:

Antionette:
"Hi Adam, ek is nie by die werk nie. Werk eers weer 23 mei, kan dit dan vat"

Sias:
"Gaan Hannelie-hulle saam na Lion King?"

Hannelie:
"En daar gaan Moreleta se krag! Terwyl ek lord of the rings wil kyk"

Philna:
"Ek kuier vann bietji by t.l*** en weet ni wanneer tuis. maar ander tydjie? hoe was kuier by oupa?"

Hannelie:
"Ver. Omgewing v daspoort erens"

Mads:
"Jule n leke dag? Is 3s ok daar? Hoe laat kom jule hystoe? Boetie H het uit die bloute kom kuier, was baie lekker gewees!"

Philna:
"Daar's 'n L-word v mans uit! G-word of so iets. hoe laat skou 3s... Is my fietsbande dalkies nog da iewers by julle?"

Mads:
"Ja ek wakker. Vveeld en alleen en voel sleg"

Coriena:
"2sl, R840 000"

Ma:
"Sien julle weer kans vir laas week se hoender-broccoli?"

Annette:
"hei sry my foni leke ni se mxit is yt my memory leke kiep ais stu grute mwa!"

Philna:
"O.sy's dek.en boetsjh,.a oulik."

Andries:
"Hoekom weer, dan?"

10 redes om gay huwelike te verban - volgens Amerika...

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Post # 110...

Weereens kom Salige Rus met die interessantste stuff na vore. Hier is my resultate:

Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: The Christian God You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and creul. You are often asked for advise or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!!
Budha
Jesus
Goddess Bast
God Zeus
Goddess Sekhemet
Satan
You are your own God or Goddess
Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz

He-he-he-he...

Ek het 71 van hierdie 122 vreemde dinge gedoen...

RE-DO THIS URSELF N POST IT AS A NOTE

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of the Opposite sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 4

Level 2
(x) Are / have Been In Love
(x) dumped someone
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 7

Level 4
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 8

Level 5

( ) Had/Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 14

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 17

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work/School

SO FAR: 20

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 21

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car/Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 27

Level 13
(x) Had/Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 29

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 32

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(X) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 36

Level 16
( ) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 39

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 42

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sunset/sunrise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR: 44

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating/Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey ?@?#@!

SO FAR: 45

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins..

SO FAR: 46

Level 22

( ) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top :)

SO FAR: 48

Level 23

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 50

Level 24

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 54

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 56

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 58

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (the latter...!as a joke tho...)
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 60

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
( ) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 65

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 67

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR : 71

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Drove your car until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (ok ..converting to R20...)

Total: 71 out of 122